Hello, I am from Brazil and I want to write about this subject because I have never seen anyone talk about it. Yes, I’m a maquillaphobic, and I’ve had it as long as I can remember. My first memory about maquillaphobia was at the age of 5, when, at the 1998 World Cup, the nursery school teacher painted on my cheeks. Two green and yellow stripes corresponding to the flag of my country. I hated having it painted on me, and wanted to remove it anyway.
As I grew older I realized that it made no sense for women to paint their faces, and I felt a huge revulsion for even looking at a makeup woman. Yes, my case is so severe that I get goose bumps just thinking about cosmetics and makeup. Just talking about or hearing the word “makeup”, I already feel a pain in my chest that makes me extremely disgusted by it. If someone on the street simply says the word “lipstick” or “mascara”, perfume and things like that, I start to shiver and feel hatred and anger, as if to run away. I also feel the same for nail polish, and now the problem comes: I’m a straight man, so I need to relate to women, but they all wear makeup, so what to do?
Yes, I’ve kissed girls in high school, and yes, some of them wore makeup, and yes, I hated it, and hope never to go through it again. I’m a handsome man, and no woman would say no. At school I was admired by girls, and not a few asked to kiss me. Beautiful girls, sexy, blue-eyed blond girls, green-eyed brunettes, which I was very attracted to, but put on makeup, I refused to kiss them, and not a few.
The subject “woman” is a complicated thing for me, because I see beautiful women, and I feel a lot of attraction, but then I see their makeup, and I feel disgusted. It is ambiguous to want and at the same time repudiate the same thing. Whenever I see a woman, I always notice her nails, makeup, and if that’s their custom, I give up of trying something. There’s no way!
I never had the courage to tell this to a woman, so I once created an internet post talking about it. Some women were extremely offended, and they cursed me, called me crazy, said I needed a psychiatrist, compared me to criminals, but I was never disrespectful to any woman. The reaction of women on the Internet made me even more afraid to tell someone in person. The truth is, even my mother doesn’t know I’m a maquillaphobic, and luckily, she almost never wears makeup. Luckily, I have no sister, and I wonder what I will do with my life if I have a daughter.
Daughter? I think it will be hard for me to have one, because in 2014, at 21, I definitely gave up on relating. Today I am 26 and I am a virgin. That’s right, I’m a beautiful man, and I’m a virgin. I haven’t kissed anyone for 5 years. I haven’t even held a woman’s hand in five years, and I know it will be forever, because my extreme disgust for makeup makes me want to run away from anyone.
I am a handsome man, I live in a big city, and I see beautiful women every day, and I know that until I find a woman completely abdicated from any makeup article, I will never relate, ever.
I wonder if there is a woman in the world who has the same phobia, because if there is, I would really be curious about her story.
Anonymous says
I’m not afraid of standard makeup or other people having makeup, but I will not allow myself to put face paint on. Even the idea of it being on me is disgusting to me.
Sisi says
I´m a woman, and I´m disgusted by makeup too, and I think it is ugly and makes people look like weird monsters or clowns. Most makeup is also tested on animals, so I hate it for ethical reasons too.
You should go after tomboyish women who don´t use makeup. Or maybe a good match for you could be a woman who wears makeup just because society says so and doesn´t enjoy it and believes she has to wear makeup to be even considered for dating. Plenty of women use makeup only because they believe every man will reject them if they will not use it and are hated by society if they don´t conform to the typical gender roles.
Summer says
I feel the same way. I’m much too afraid to open up to my family about it because I know they just won’t understand. Now that I’m getting older, I’m actually scared of what they must think. I am a woman, and not only do I have the makeup phobia, but I fear hair salons and hair products too. I also hate to dress up. I remember being forced to put on makeup for Halloween as a kid, and it would be slimy and would pinch. My mom and my aunt insisted I wore it and curled up my hair too. It was awful! My sister is older and only a half-sister that never lived with us. She can’t help me. My mom doesn’t wear makeup. I kind of wish I really had help with this phobia cause sometimes it takes over my life. All I worry about is that next haircut. Like the end of the world is coming.
Shay says
Hi I am a guy and have always felt makeup makes people look like clowns and they are hiding their expression. I like natural skin, I like blemishes, spots. It’s real. Shay
None says
Thank you for opening up about your experience with the issue. I too am a guy with maquillaphobia, (also kosmemophobia, but that’s a separate issue) and yeah, unfortunately most women in the world look ugly to me, so there isn’t much chance of dating/getting married for me. It’s unfortunate that your condition is much worse than mine. Hearing discussion of it is mildly disgusting to me, but for you it seems to cause physical revulsion.
Hope you find a girl with the same condition. That would seem to be the only solution!
Lakshita Tamoli says
I’m a girl and I really hate touching makeup stuff! Am I maquillaphobic?
Anonymous says
Hey I am a girl 18 years old and after reading your story i feel relieved to know that i am not only one with this weird phobia. You know even my parents don’t know that i have this phobia they simply consider that i just don’t like it but you know what it’s far more than dislike. Since i was kid i used to avoid makeup a lot. I would even hate to touch them and secretly i have even thrown out a few beauty products. For me it’s hard to watch someone with lipstick and kajal. Since i was a kid i was worried how I would get married because for me i thought it was compulsory to wear makeup. Still i know i should not be happy about it but i am relived that i am not the only one.